More organized commission sheet! Prices are in USD, and Venmo or PayPal are ideal!
Updated as of 4/13/23
Hey guys, ya boy’s entered a sopping wet cat of a state (has CoViD) and could use support as I’m not allowed back to work for at least five days- which is an entire work week for me, and half a paycheck!
If you can’t commission me right now, even just sharing this to your page (or directly to those you think might be interested!) is a big help! Two of the three people in my house are currently out of work because of this, so anything helps!
idk man, maybe it’s just the british/indian in me jumping out but I’ve always just blindly assumed this lady was holding a teacup, this is the first time I’ve actually looked at her hands and now I’m mad,
Did somebody edit this? It is usually a teacup, right?
You ever meet a kid so shitty you’re immediately like “I want to adopt you as my own so I can instill into you the values of dignity and compassion and respect for self and others that your guardians have so obviously neglected, so that you may escape the unhappy future that lies ahead of you with all the smoldering ashes of wasted potential” but also, like. I punt you like a football
Drop the vape u little turd I’m gonna take an active interest in your passions and buy u pants that fit. When was your last dentist appointment. U wanna go to summer camp
that one senior who just turned 18 and thinks they can legitimately parent you b/c youre more than a year younger than them:
(horrible bonus points if they call you kiddo, refer to you as their child, or date people your age)
